Vanadium: The Musical

brilliant.

This actually took me a while… good thing I’ll be getting some more chemistry this semester!

Oh, okay! Well, then happy half birthday to you!

Anonymous

Maybe in twenty to thirty years, I’ll reach my half-life. Ha, get it?… because…

Well then happy birthday! And happy birthday to this weird friend of yours..

Anonymous

Thank you on both counts. (Plot twist: my birthday’s in June.)

Really now?

Anonymous

Yup. Then it would be my birthday, wouldn’t it?

So in what way is the girl similar to Fight Club? Okay, wait. Maybe I don't wanna know...

Anonymous

She and I are the same person.

Girl, huh? So that's why you're so secretive. I gotcha...

Anonymous

Yeah. The first rule of girls is: you do not talk about girls.

So these friends' birthdays are below the standards? :D

Anonymous

You know, there is this one girl…

If you can't remember your friends' birthdays with facebook...you must really hate them then.

Anonymous

It’s not hate. It’s just that not all birthdays are created equal.

Do you have any friends with birthdays today?

Anonymous

I don’t think so. But if I do, maybe it’ll hit me like an exploding cake.